Bottle of magical water

Attack 3 - Defense 2 
 
Drink uuuh ... this magical eeh .... wata ... and "rehydraaate" yourself in a uuh ..... gliimpse ! 🍾🍻 Do I feeel more uuuh ... more .... s*** I forgot ... Ah yes, do I feel more powerful withdis item ? Yeees "BURP" !